In what could be viewed as another indicator of an alarming trend, forager Felisa Rogers returned from the hunt empty handed. Rogers, the fiscally irresponsible and intolerably smug author of Salon's "Scavenger" series, reported stepping on a yellow jacket nest after hiking a mile uphill in the sweltering August heat. "I got stung six times," Rogers admitted as she picked a branch from her hair.
Some pundits have theorized that Rogers' repeated misadventures in the field may eventually curtail the forager's intolerably self-satisfied attitude. Rogers declined to comment and was last seen smugly admiring her pantry shelf of home-canned blackberries and artisinal pickles.
Some pundits have theorized that Rogers' repeated misadventures in the field may eventually curtail the forager's intolerably self-satisfied attitude. Rogers declined to comment and was last seen smugly admiring her pantry shelf of home-canned blackberries and artisinal pickles.